握著老婆的手，好像左手握右手；握著小密的手，好像回到十八九；

Holding your wife’s hand is like holding your own hand; holding a bimbo’s hand like you’re young again.

握著二奶的手，直往懷裡摟啊摟；握著老三的手，酸甜苦辣全都有！

Holding a mistress’ hand you’ll find your bed in a mess; holding a secret lover’s hand you’ll find you at a loss!