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早安吉祥如意
幽默感悟
🍀1.第一天，小白兔去釣魚，一無所獲。第二天，它又去釣魚，還是如此。第三天它剛到，一條大魚從河裡跳出來，大叫：你要是再敢用胡蘿蔔當魚餌，我就扁死你！
On the first day, the bunny went fishing but she could not get anything. So couldn’t she on the second day. On day three, as she just arrived, a fish jumped out of the river and yelled at her, "If you dare use carrot as bait again, I will beat you up to death!"
感悟：你給的都是你自己「想」給的，而不是對方想要的，活在自己世界裡的付出，不值錢。
Read between lines: You give what you "think" others want, but not what they really want. The thing you give away is not worth a penny if it is only out of your own imaginary.
🍀2.在一次宴會上，馬克吐溫與一位女士對坐，出於禮貌，說了一聲：您真漂亮！那位女士卻不領情，高傲地說：可惜我無法同樣來讚美您！馬克吐溫委婉平和地說：那沒關係，你可以像我一樣，說一句謊話就行了。那位女士羞愧地低下了頭。
In a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite to a lady. For courtesy he said to the lady, "You are gorgeous!" With ungrateful attitude and arrogant tune, the lady replied to him, "It is a shame that I cannot praise you with similar expressions." Putting it mildly and peacefully, Mark Twain said, "No problem, Ma’am, all you need to do is telling a white lie like mine." Lower her head down was that deflated and embarrassed lady.
感悟：你扔下的石頭，絆倒的往往是你自己。
Read between lines: The rocks you threw might always stumble nobody but you. 🍀3.一個朋友是醫生，一次癌症手術，打開後發現切不了，只好再縫上。去和病人解釋情況，那病人農村來的，聽不懂術語，堅持認為手術過了，病就好了。只好讓其出院，一年後回訪，真的好了，癌細胞消失了。
A friend of mine is an oncologist doctor who once conducted a cancer surgery. When he cut off the patient’s body, he found it had been too late to remove the tumor, so he had to sew the cut up again. Then he explained the situation to patient, a man from rural village, who was unable to understand those medical terms and believed that after the operation he must have been cured. So, the reluctant doctor released the patient. A year later, the patient came back for a follow-up appointment and found he was really cured. All the malignant cells were gone!
感悟：樂觀的心態是最好的手術。
Read between lines: The best surgery belongs to an optimistic mind.
🍀4.那年，他坐在咖啡店等朋友，一位女孩走過來問：你是通過王阿姨的介紹來相親的嗎？他抬頭打量一下她，正是自己喜歡的類型，心想何不將錯就錯，於是忙答應道：對，請坐。結婚當天，他坦白，當時自己不是去相親的。老婆笑，說：我也不是去相親的，只是找個藉口和你搭訕……
Time was when he was sitting in a coffee shop and waiting for his friend, a girl proceeded toward him. She asked him if he was the one whom Auntie Wang arranged for a blind date. He raised his head and swept a gaze on her. She was exactly the type of the girl he liked, so why not pretended himself as he was, he thought. Then he hastened to answer, "Yes, please take a seat." On the day they married, he made a candid confession that he was not to meet a blind date that day. The bride smiled, "Me neither, I was just to seek an excuse to have a chat with you." 感悟：機遇來了，要毫不猶豫的抓住它。
Read between lines: When serendipity comes, don’t hesitate to grasp it. 🍀5.女生公開投票選班花，相貌平平的小梅發表演說：如果我當選，再過幾年，在座的姐妹可以向自己先生驕傲的說，我上大學時，比班花還漂亮！結果，她全票當選！
A beauty contest was held among girl students by open voting, in which plain-faced Mei delivered a speech to troll for vote. She said if she was elected as the champ, after several years you guys could tell your husband with pride that when you were in college you were prettier than the winner of the class beauty contest. The result? Mei won the title with all votes!
感悟：說服別人支持你，不一定要證明比別人都優秀，而是要讓別人覺得，因為有你，他們才變得更優秀、更有成就感。
Read between lines: To persuade others to support you, you dont have to demonstrate you are more brilliant than others; instead, you had better let others know that because of you they will become smarter and have more sense of achievement.
🍀6.兩隻老虎，一隻在籠子裡，一隻在荒野中。兩只老虎都認為自己所處的環境不好，互相羨慕對方。牠們決定交換身份，開始時，十分快樂。但不久，兩隻老虎都死了：一隻飢餓而死，一隻憂鬱而死。
There are two tigers: one in cage and the other in the wild. Both think they are living in adverse circumstances, and they envy with each other. So, they decide to exchange their role to play. At the beginning, they feel happy about their new lives. But before long, the two tigers are all dead. One dies of hunger, while the other dies of melancholia. 感悟：有時，人們對自己的幸福視若無睹，卻總是把眼睛看向別人的幸福。
Read between lines: Sometime people would be blind to what they already have had, but always think the grass is greener on the other side.
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