社會定律 The Laws of Social Activities

1.本事定律 Law of Ability

永遠不要讓你的脾氣比你現在的本事還大。

Never let the your temper exceed the ability you have had now.  

2.捷徑定律 Law of Shortcut

大家都在走的捷徑，其實是最難的路。

The shortcut taken by everyone is actually the hardest way.

3.成長定律 Law of Growth

成長就是將你的哭聲調成靜音的過程。

Growth is the process of muting your sob.  

4.錯誤定律 Law of Error

別人都不對，那可能就是自己的錯。

If you think everybody else is wrong about something, most likely it is you who commits an error.  

5.效果定律 Law of Effect

在傷口上落淚和在傷口上撒鹽，效果是一樣的。

Shedding tears over wound or spreading salts onto wound causes the same effect.  

6.嫉妒定律 Law of Jealousy

人們嫉妒的往往不是陌生人的飛黃騰達，而是身邊的人飛黃騰達。

Usually people do not envy the wealth and stature pertaining to strangers; rather, they are jealous of the successful guys by their side.  

7.方圓定律 Law of Being Square or Tactful

人不能太方，也不能太圓，一個會傷人，一個會讓人遠離你，因此人要橢圓。

One should not be either too square or too tactful, for being too square would hurt others, while too tactful would scare people away.  So be moderate. 

8.口水定律 Law of Gossip

當你紅得讓人流口水時，關於你的口水就會多起來。

As your popularity increases, so does the gossip concerning you.   

9.利用定律 Law of Usage

不怕被人利用，就怕你沒用。

Fear not being made use of by others, fear that you are not useful.  

10.成就定律 Law of Accomplishment

如果你沒有成就，你就會因平庸而沒有朋友；如果你有了成就，你就會因卓越而失去朋友。

If you are a person of no accomplishments, you will have few friends because of your mediocrity; if you are a person with accomplishments, then you will lose friends because of your eminence.  

11.餡餅定律 Law of Windfall

當天上掉下餡餅的時候，小心地上也有個陷阱在等著你。

When windfall comes to you, be well aware of the pit waiting for you on the ground.  

12.錯誤定律 Law of Mistake

人們日常所犯的最大錯誤，是對陌生人太客氣，而對親密的人太苛刻。

The biggest mistake that ordinary people commit everyday is too nice to strangers, while too hard to the persons close to you.  

13.評價定律 Law of Evaluation

不必好奇別人怎樣評價你，想想你是怎樣評價他的。

Dont be curious about how other persons evaluate what you are ; just think how do you evaluate what they are.  

14.蔥蒜定律 Law of Self-awareness

太拿自己當根蔥的人，往往特別善於: 裝蒜。

A man who esteems himself too high, usually he is good at: pretending.   

15.流言定律 Law of Rumor

流言是寫在水上的字，注定不持久，但是又傳得飛快。

Rumors are like words written on the flowing water, bound to stay short,  but to disseminate fast.  

16.害怕定律 Law of Fearfulness

生手怕熟手，熟手怕高手，高手怕失手。

Novices fear journeymen; journeymen fear masters; masters fear blunders.  

17.難過定律 Law of Sorrow

為你的難過而快樂的，是敵人；為你的快樂而快樂的，是朋友；為你的難過而難過的，就是那些該放進心裡的人。

The people who are happy for your sorrows are your enemies; happy for your joys, your friends; sorry for your sorrows, then they should be always on your mind.  

18.傻瓜定律 Law of Stupity

把人家都當傻瓜，那一定是自己傻到了家。

A man who regards everybody else as a fool, he must be an utmost fool himself.

19.吃虧定律 Law of Easy Prey

只要你不認為自己吃了虧，別人也就一定沒佔著便宜。

As long as you do not think you are unfairly treated, then no one would have take any advantage (from you).

20.風雨定律 Law of Storm

愛情經得起風雨，卻經不起平淡；友情經得起平淡，卻經不起風雨！

Love can weather the storm, but not the dullness; friendship can stand dullness, but not the storm!

細讀三次，您就是社會學博士。

Read the article meticulously three times, then you could be conferred a doctoral degree in sociology.