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呀呀學語期/主角英語程度：破
背景說明：主角Z小姐剛從中國到英國，一切都顯得陌生。她到語言學校學習英文，以及這個被她認為文明先進的英國文化。以下請翻譯：

【beginner】
n. person who has just started learning to do
something 

“What is grammar? Grammar is the study of the mechanics and
dynamics of language,” Mrs Margaret says in the classroom.

I not understanding what she saying. Mrs Margaret have a neatly
cut pale blonde hair, with very serious clothes. Top and her bottom always same
colour. She not telling her age, but I guessing she from 31 to 56. She wearing
womans style shoes, high heel black leather, very possible her shoes are all
made in home town Wen Zhou, by my parents. She should know it, one day I tell
her. So she not so proud in front of us.

Chinese, we not having grammar. We saying things simple way. No
verb-change usage, no tense differences, no gender changes. We bosses of our
language. But, English language is boss of English user.

Mrs Margaret teaching us about nouns. I discovering English is
very scientific. She saying nouns have two types – countable and
uncountable.

“You can say a car, but not a rice,” she says. But to me, cars
are really uncountable in the street, and we can count the rice if we pay great
attention to a rice bowl.