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王揖唐酒后吐真言，曾說「我都已經作了王八烏龜了，他們（日本軍部）還是苦苦相逼，這戲（中日親善）叫我怎么演得下去？他們到底想怎么樣？」這幾句酒話實勝過成篇累秩的辯證演繹。

王是晚清進士，曾留學東西洋，從光緒宣統歷仕袁段徐曹，宦海浮沉，可謂「五朝元老，三姓家奴」矣；他隨同王克敏赴東京覲見日皇，事畢還馬屁詩誌感：《八纮一宇浴仁風，旭日縈輝遞藐躬。春殿從容溫語慰，外臣感激此心同。》膝功之軟，可見一斑。但就連這樣唾面自乾面不改色的王八烏龜，也「演不下去」，日本鬼子這老大怎么當的？手段如此拙劣，還配當奴隸主么？這么幼稚的政治作戰，還搞什么大東亞共榮圈？

我們試逆向思考為日本打個算盤：以國人之一盤散沙，派系盤根錯節勾心斗角，日本如果有半點英國殖民之手腕，操弄聯甲打乙逐個擺平已綽綽有餘，甚至可以不流血而亡華。不此之圖，竟然連王揖唐這般匍匐在地的軟骨漢奸，也逼得鋌而走險、考慮「抗日」，這樣的手段，連作黑道老大都不配、哪有資格問鼎大東亞盟主？日本竟把勢同水火不共戴天的國共也逼的聯合抗戰，這么笨也配作強盜？

汪榮祖蔣介石評傳里細審日軍對京滬之用兵，提出一個問題，日軍攻陷京滬投入兵力僅 3 個師團，如果事先另備 6 個師團，外海待命，在我京滬陷落時立刻以海軍艦隊溯江而上，連下鎮江蕪湖九江長沙武漢宜昌，將中國長江流域所有精華腹地，一舉攻陷，請教世界所有大戰略家：中國還拿什么本錢來繼續抗戰？日軍在華戰事后來陷入泥沼，1941 年軍費是 1937 的 200 倍，投入何止 60 個師團而全做泥牛入海，早知如此何必當初？只證明日本識見短淺，連作流氓都是蹩腳流氓。

日本應該多向殖民老祖宗的英國多學學，如果要逐城逐鎮都靠血洗硬攻，英國可能占領印度么？日本在朝鮮和滿洲，即高壓統治，也不斷有公務員被「摸哨》，而英國統領印度的 90 年中，駐印軍隊加公務員最高紀錄也沒有超過印度人口的 4%。日本軍人怎么可以佩服成吉思汗而不學約翰牛呢？都照南京屠城的搞法：凡「高過馬車軸的男人」「一概斬首」；凡是「有月經的女人」「一律強姦」，難怪連軟骨漢奸也感嘆王八難作，逼上梁山。

要走白道，得有決心，有毅力，得富貴不能淫，威武不能屈，貧賤不能移。要走黑道呢？要有胸襟，要有擔當，要大秤分酒肉，小秤分金銀，要臨難爭先，臨危斷后。要作英雄要有膽識，要雖千萬人吾往矣。要作梟雄要有魄力，要有海派“四如”：要殺人如麻，揮金如土，要愛才如命，慕義如渴。

日本畫《大東亞共榮圈》畫餅，是想學大英日不落帝國威風，但新賊入行，卻不向資深老賊取法，所以做賊也不入流，是笨賊。有賊心而無賊業，有賊念而無賊量。

笨賊何其多……，笨賊之笨，笨在不懂賊道，……何謂賊道？只見賊吃肉，不思賊挨打。

盧賊貪污而自戕，也算賊而挨打了，扁賊貪污，卻只想吃肉，夢想免打。

Democracy with a Tommygun by Wilfred Burchett 2011/01/02 13:51

The Japanese made a bad blunder, from their own point of view, by bombing Chittagong and other Bengal areas during the height of the famine, adding the horror of fire and destruction to the misery of starvation. One British officer spoke truly when he told me:

"If the Japs had come over and bombed the villages with sacks of rice, they'd have had better results amongst the Indians in a few days than in months of propaganda pounded out over the radio. Fancy if they'd dropped leaflets with the rice, saying they were pushing in from Burma to save their Asiatic brothers, bringing rice with them. They had millions of tons of the stuff they didn't know what to do with in Burma. They could have put us in a lovely spot."

Fortunately for the Allied cause, the Japs didn't have enough imagination to carry out such a program, and they earned the undying hatred of thousands of Bengalese, who saw relief work being held up by Jap bombing raids.

圖：　絕代雙賊