Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.

The first one tells her friends, 'My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says,

'Father'.

The second one chirps, 'My son is a Bishop.

Whenever he walks into a room, everyone 

stands up and says, 'Your Grace'.'

The third Catholic lady says smugly, 'My son is a

Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone

bows and says, 'Your Eminence'.'

The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence.

The first three ladies all ask, 'Well...?' She replies slowly, 'My son is a 6' 2' hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room,

everyone forgets to stand up but murmurs,

'Oh, my God...'