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搞甚麽鬼

有人在演講，

有人咒駡, 有人鼓掌。

有人在祝賀生日快樂，

有人在哭喪。

滾蛋的小子們瘟又躬。
冒泡的大爺們傲又糟。

隔壁的阿嫲在罵阿公。

樓上的大姑娘還在洗澡。

電視裡的名嘴經常嚼是非。

立院的兩派仍舊打架。

高臺上跑出來個老醉鬼。

深井裡跳出來隻小蛤蟆。

你那年把我給摔了，

到如今還是滿身的痕與恨。

現在有人愛我愛的不得了！

你知不知道你很笨？

我那天看見你又上了場，

却夾著根尾巴並柱著根棍！

很有心上前再捧你的場，

忽然間兩腿發軟頭發昏。

嗚呼！

啊！呀？

搞甚麽鬼？

嘻嘻！

哈！哈？

拜甚麽神？

05/16/2013

05/16/2017(修改）

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What the Hell

Someone is delivering a speech,
Some clamor, some loudly cheer.
Some are celebrating Happy Birthday.
Some are wailing at funeral without tear.

Losers bungle, bow and disappear.
Winners appear prouder and worse.

An old woman scolds her man next-door.

A big girl is still taking her shower upstairs.

On TV critics always criticize their foes.

Two sides still fight in their legislature.

From a deep well jumps out a small toad.

On the high stage appears an old drunkard.

That year you threw me hard to the dirt.

Today I can still feel its scar and hurt.

Now someone loves me with all his heart.

Don’t you know you are stupid? Dear Dullard!

The other day I saw you was on stage once more.

But why, exposing a tail and holding a walker!?

I intended to go nearer, once more be a cheerer.

Suddenly, my legs felt softened, head swirled.

Oh, Oh!

Hey! Hey?

What the hell?

Alas!

Ha! Ha?

Where is God?

05/20/2017