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笑話:羅曼蒂克 一對老夫老妻終於學會用手機發送和接收短信(這點比大俠行)。有一天,老婆與朋友在外面喝咖啡,仍有一顆浪漫心的她,決定發短信給她的丈夫。 她的短信: 如果你正在睡覺,請給我你的夢想。 如果你正在笑,請給我你的笑容。 如果你正在哭,請給我你的眼淚。 如果你正在吃飯,請分我一口飯。 如果你正在喝飲料,請分我喝一口。 我愛你。 丈夫是一個沒有廢話的傢伙,回了短信(名副其實的短呀): 我正在上廁所,請忠告。 A senior-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. |
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