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老人報警Calling Police by Old People
2013/07/07 18:08:10瀏覽938|回應7|推薦40
當您老邁年髙、行動遲緩時,要如何報警!

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE.... 

WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. 

 

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

In five minutes,

six Police Cars,

a SWAT Team,

a Police Dog,

Fire Truck,

a Paramedic, and an

Ambulance showed up at the residence,

and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


I LOVE IT••• Don't mess with old people.
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悅己
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2013/07/20 21:50

學起來了

只要說:我剛殺了人

就會有一堆人來救我了


金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-23 12:47 回覆:
悅已只要發聲、飈淚,警察就心軟、飈至笑

寄居者
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2013/07/08 22:11
Classic.
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-09 12:45 回覆:
偶是覺得,年紀愈大,愈放得䦕呢懷疑

ajin
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2013/07/08 19:55
Hahaha.. I love this! 薑還是老的辣,敬禮! 愛你喲!
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-09 12:44 回覆:
阿金才女美女到

不需敬禮只需笑

笑

Mias mamma
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2013/07/08 17:25
真的,真的可以學嗎?昨天半夜才有兩名不明人士到我家院子裡張望。若早點看到文章,大概可以依樣畫葫蘆。不過若警察問起,我一定緊閉嘴巴,不透露是誰教的.......
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-09 12:43 回覆:
偶們也想知道瑞典警察的反應咧,呵呵哩

JKTsai 老鼠嫁女兒
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2013/07/08 11:16
我真的可以學嗎?
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-08 19:55 回覆:
不可以,因為您不住Meridian, Mississippi
不可以,因為您沒有garden shed
不可以,因為您不叫George Phillips
不可以,因為您下夠老
可以,如果您夠老糊塗的話

溫哥華 千里傳音
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2013/07/08 10:46

金大俠文末最好註明:『危險動作,請勿模仿』

否則,將來有人見賢思齊也來這一招,警察一調查,說都是從金大俠部落格學來的

呵呵,您吃不完兜著走嘿嘿嘿

Amy

金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-08 19:21 回覆:
然後呢?

其實偶也很好奇"然後呢?"

或許偶文末可加註明:『盜警懸疑,警民鬥智,緊張刺激,請多模仿,模仿結果,自行負責,後續發展,務請分享』

懇請AV,依樣畫葫蘆,來個加拿大版•••後續發展,務請分享哦!

呵呵!
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-08 19:28 回覆:
建議:加拿大版可將阿篤"入戲",以増加在地特色

【Hey Ho】
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2013/07/08 08:08
Good call and nice shot!
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-07-08 09:42 回覆:
老年人的智慧•••反正什麼也不怕了,呵呵