所謂“嚴師出高徒”刁嘴ㄤ竟培養出“名廚”！

看妳這一手好廚藝，不管中式西式，都有名廚的味道和樣貌，

看來還得感謝培養妳的“刁嘴ㄤ”了，是他讓妳精益求精，達到令人稱羨的水準！

通常“刁嘴”的都是瘦子，不刁嘴，什麼都吃的一定胖，這也是合情合理的現象！

阿季一直在看那烤南瓜乳酪蛋糕，

那南瓜子是怎麼排上去的呀?

再說我家那個胖師公正好相反，跟他出門，

半數人都勸我別煮太好吃的給他吃，

阿偶真是笑得又乾又苦......

像妳這樣美妙的女人

如果我是男人也被妳吃得死死啦

每一樣看來都好吃

恭喜妳的「卯兔迎春」得大獎

On a dark desert highway
在漆黑荒涼的高速公路上，
Cool wind in my hair
涼風吹散了我的頭髮
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
科裏塔斯溫熱的氣息，在空中嫋嫋上升
Up ahead in the distance
擡頭極目遠方，
I saw a shimmering light
看見微微閃爍的燈光
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dimmer
我的頭腦變得沈重，
I had to stop for the night
我的視線越發模糊

There she stood in the doorway
她就站在門廊
I heard the mission bell
佈道的鐘聲在我耳邊迴響
And I was thinking to myself
我心中暗念，
'This could be heaven or this could be hell'
“還不知道這裏是地獄還是天堂”
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
這時她點起一根蠟燭，給我前面引路
There were voices down the corridor
走廊深處一陣陣歌聲回蕩
I thought I heard them say---
我想我聽見他們在唱。。。

Welcome to the Hotel California
"歡迎來到加州旅館
Such a lovely place (such a lovely face)
多麽可愛的地方, 多麽可愛的臉龐
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
加州旅館如此多的客房
Any time of year, you can find it here
一年四季無論何時何候，你都可以在這找到地方"

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted
帶著彷彿如紗般纏繞的心思，
She got the Mercedes Benz
她開著一輛梅塞德斯•賓士
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends
還帶著許多漂亮迷人的小夥子，她都喚他們叫朋友
How they dance in the courtyard
在庭院裏他們舞的多歡，
Sweet summer sweats
揮灑著夏日甜味的香汗
Some dance to remember
有人狂舞中喚起回憶，
Some dance to forget
而有人狂舞著是爲了忘記
So I called up the Captain
於是我把主人召喚，
'Please bring me my wine'
“請給我來點酒”
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit(註2) here since 1969'
他說，“自1969年我們這就再沒那東西了”
And still those voices are calling from far away
而那些聲音依然遠遠傳來，
Wake you up in the middles of the night
令人在午夜也會驚醒
Just to hear them say---
只聽得他們在唱。。。

Welcome to the Hotel California
“歡迎來到加州旅館
Such a lovely place (such a lovely face)
多麽可愛的地方，多麽可愛的臉龐
They living it up at the Hotel California
在加州旅館他們縱情狂歡
What a nice surprise, bring you alibis
多麽美妙的驚奇呀，爲你帶來想要的藉口！”

Mirrors on the ceiling
天花板上的鏡子，
The pink champagne on ice
冰上粉紅色的香檳
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here of our own device'
這時她說，“我們其實不過是這裏的囚徒，甘心被自己所驅使”
And in the master's chambers
然後在主人房間裏，
They gathered for the feast
他們聚集在盛宴前
They stab it with their steely knives
揮舞著鋼制的刀叉
But they just can't kill the beast
但卻就是不能刺死野獸

Last thing I remember
我記得我做的最後一件事
I was running for the door
是跑向大門
I had to find the passage back
我必須尋找來時的路
To the place I was before
回到從前的地方
'Relax', said the night man
“放鬆點，”值夜的說到，
'We are programmed to receive
“我們安排好了接收，
You can check out any time you like
你可以在喜歡的時候結帳，
But you can never leave'    
但你卻永遠無法離開！”