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A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a home party.

So he ordered a big fancy birthday cake by phone. The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake.

He thought for a moment and said, just put "You are getting older, but you are getting better."

The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"

The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

某男士人想辦一個轟趴來慶祝他太座的生日。

所以他用電話訂了一個豪華的大生日蛋糕。蛋糕店的銷售員問他要寫些什麼祝賀詞在蛋糕上。

他想了一會兒後說，就寫 "妳越來越老, 但妳卻越來越好"。

銷售員問 "你想要如何安排擺放這祝賀詞"?

男士說 '好吧...你就把 "妳越來越老" 擺上面，把 "但妳卻越來越好" 擺下面'。

當蛋糕在宴會中被打開時，所有的賓客都被蛋糕上的字眼嚇得目瞪口呆。

只見蛋糕上寫著: "妳的上身雖越來越衰老，但妳的下體(功夫)卻越來越棒"。  

Moral of the Story:  Always proof read everything before you post.

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