A man is dying of cancer... His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?" Dad, "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom...."
What are the differences among stress, tension, and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girl friend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be living happily in the Garden of Eden because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
Live simply, love generously, care deeply, and speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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