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請笑三個 (English)

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A man is dying of cancer...
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Dad, "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom...."

What are the differences among stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girl friend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be living happily in the Garden of Eden because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, and speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

( 心情隨筆｜其他 )

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	時尚v 等級：3 留言｜加入好友

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	2018/10/16 11:43
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	pearlz （民進黨抹黑霸凌WHO ）等級：8 留言｜加入好友

Very funny

2010/01/27 11:49

Sorry I did not pick this title earlier. Three jokes are graded as top to my judgement.

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2010-01-28 00:00 回覆：
謝謝您的來訪與留言, Life can be tough. It always helps to get a good kick and laugh things off. 請為我笑一個.


	TD

笑到死

2009/10/07 18:53

All my students burst out laughing.

I ranked them by how fast they laugh.

That's their final grade.

Those who do not laugh will be transferred to English 101 or an optometrician.

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-12-24 22:43 回覆：

My Beloved and Respected Professor Lin,

I got a big kick from your classy humors.

May I humbly make one suggestion: For your Ph.D. students, you can consider using my 損人的最高境界 as one of their candidacy qualifying exams. You can measure their loudness, intensity, reaction time, etc.

If any one fails the test, transfer him/her to English 501 for remedial work, or send him/her back to the 放牛班.

Take care and may God bless you!


	☆珂玭☆ 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

應該留給需要的人家呀!hahaha ~~

2009/10/04 15:22

老婆和情婦可能各懷雙胞胎,會不會太超過呀!那可真的是苦不堪言呢!

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-10-04 22:58 回覆：

謝謝您來訪留言

各懷雙胞胎, 會不會太超過呀?!

總比各懷三胞胎要好吧?


	☆珂玭☆ 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

for第一則笑話：青蛙生癩蛤蟆

2009/10/04 01:28

兩隻青蛙結婚後，竟然生下癩蛤蟆！
公青蛙見狀，大怒說：「賤人，怎麼回事？」
母青蛙哭著說：「老實說，認識你之前，我整過容。」

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-10-04 02:56 回覆：

哇哇哇!!!

現今連青蛙

都要去韓國整容

才嫁得出去

太超過!

老婆和情婦都懷孕

可能各懷雙胞胎

這下真的頭都大了!


	☆珂玭☆ 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

為何兩者具備會痛苦
	2009/10/04 01:15
老婆和情婦都懷孕, 這下麻煩大了! 對吧?


	blackmoon(永恆的懷念，空行者) 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

讓我開心極了

2009/10/02 01:11

三個笑話都令我發笑，但是第三個特別讓我開心

來自遙遠黑月的問候

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-10-02 02:07 回覆：
感謝您的回應 + 鼓勵喔! 您說: 讓我開心極了... 但是第三個特別讓我開心. 是的. 第三個笑話充份且技巧地反映出我們中國人與西方民族口味的差別. 深深祝福您!


	甜水窩蜂鳥等級：8 留言｜加入好友

hahahahahaha....

2009/10/02 00:37

只能笑三個嗎?

hahahahahahahaha.....

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-10-02 01:03 回覆：
感謝您頑皮 + 有趣的回應喔! 至少三次多多益善深深祝福您!


	曉呆家族等級：6 留言｜加入好友

OMG

2009/09/29 10:16

Thank you for the night joke sharing...is your name David?

笨腳獸 (洗腥割面重出江湖)(DrGaryTeng) 於 2009-09-29 10:27 回覆：

謝謝您的回應 + 鼓勵喔!

Sorry, my English name is Gary Teng, not David.

深深祝福您!

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