最高明的損人

就是對方明知

你是在損他

卻還融入你

話中的情境
哭笑不得

呆呆咧  

When Insults Had Class:

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
  -- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
  -- Winston Churchill

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
  -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
  -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
  -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
  -- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
  -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
  -- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
  -- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
  -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
  -- Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
  -- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
  -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
  -- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
  -- Samuel Johnson

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
  -- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
  -- Billy Wilder

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
  -- Oscar Wilde

The last one is my most favorite:

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
  -- Clarence Darrow

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, and speak kindly.  Leave the rest to God.