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Hello Honey

Wife:  "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" 
Husband:  "I like your great sense of humor!" 

Wife:  "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Husband:  "Yes!  I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" 
 
A newly-married husband:  "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" 
Wife:  "Honey, I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune." 
 

Stress Reliever Girl:  "When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy:  "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." 

Girl:  "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."