我去上帝的診所做例行體檢，檢查結果發現：我真的病了。

上帝量我的血壓時，他發現我的「溫和親切」太低。

他量我的體溫時，溫度計上顯示的是焦慮40º

他替我做心電圖時，發現我必需作好幾個「愛的繞道手術」，因為我的血管被「寂寞」阻塞，無法提供血液給空虛的心臟。

我還必須進行骨科矯正，因為嫉妒使我跌倒而骨折，導致我無法與兄弟姊妹並肩而行、也無法擁抱我的朋友。

祂也發現我近視了，因為我只看到我的兄弟姐妹們的缺點。

當我抱怨聽不清楚時，診斷顯示我已不再傾聽神每天對我說的話。

對於這一切，耶穌好心的給我免費的建議，我也保證在我離開診所後，只採用按照祂真理之言所給的自然療法的處方：

1. 每天早上，喝一大杯「感恩」。 

2. 工作時，吃一湯匙的「平靜」 。 

3. 每個小時，吃一片「耐心」， 

4. 一杯「手足情誼」，以及一杯「謙遜」 。 

5. 當我回到家裡時，服用一份「摯愛」。 

6. 要睡覺以前，服用兩顆「問心無愧」。

對今天所經歷的一切，不要陷於悲傷、絕望！

I went to the Lord’s Clinic to have my routine check-up and it confirmed I was ill:

When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.

When he read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40º of anxiety

He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several “love bypasses” since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.

I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk by my brother’s side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

He also found I was shortsighted, since I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.

When I complained about deafness, the diagnosis was that I had stopped listening to Jesus’ voice talking to me on a daily basis.

For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation thanks to his mercifulness, so my pledge is to, once I leave this clinic, only take the natural remedies he prescribed through his words of truth:

1. Every morning, take a full glass of gratitude

2. When getting to work, take one spoon of peace

3. Every hour, take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhood and one glass of humility

4. When getting home, take one dose of love

5. When getting to bed, take two caplets of clear conscience

Do not give in into sadness or desperation for what you are going through today.

God bless you!

. . 源自網路轉載