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執行長向這些高階主管宣佈：〔主管本事有多大，就得看他勇氣有多大，我當上執行長就是靠勇氣十足，所以我要出個難題來挑戰各位：如果哪位勇夫敢跳進池裡，游過鱷魚群而到得了池子的另一邊，我就傾家蕩產，包括職位、錢財、房子等一切都奉送這名勇夫。〕 聽完這殘忍又嚇人的提議，大家哄堂大笑，隨即跟著執行長繼續巡視其豪華家園。剎那間，他們聽見噗通一聲巨響，人人轉過頭，看到財務長正在池子裡拼命地遊泳，以求死裡逃生。虎視眈眈的鱷魚群從四面八方衝過去，急著朝他夾攻，他左閃右躲，千鈞一髮之際，一隻龐大的鱷魚剛咬住他的一雙鞋，他才驚險地脫身游上岸來。 執行長看得目瞪口呆，回過神來，這才走到財務長面前，誇獎他說：〔你真是表現驚人，前所未見，英勇無敵，我一切所有都是你的了，請指示我有甚麼地方可以替你效勞的。〕 財務長還在氣喘吁吁，抬起頭來看著前執行長，問道：〔你能說清楚到底是哪位死傢伙把我推下水的！！〕(上述笑話乃筆者初步翻譯原文成中文的草稿，並且小部份稍微改寫，尚有待修正，若想引用，請先告知，謝謝！) P.S. 請各位網壇英雌佳人&英雄好漢猜猜 到底誰推財務長下水? 賓客之一 主人買兇 男侍惡作劇? 動機何在? A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything! Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!" (Source:http://www.workjoke.com/managers-jokes.html)
加利有一條腿是木的，但一直能瞞住他的未婚妻。他總是說到了洞房之夜，他會給她一個大意外。 but managed to keep it a secret from his fiancee. He had always said that come wedding night, he had a big surprise for her. The fateful night finally came. She was naked on the bed waiting for Gary to take off his clothes in the dark. Then he was on the bed and whispered in her ears, "Remember the surprise?" "How can I forget?" She moaned. He had taken off the wooden leg and now he pulled her hand to feel the stump. "It sure is big," she crooned, " but put more KY jelly on it and I think we will have no trouble getting it in." Source: http://www.joygiftshop.com.hk/joke_data/joke23.html
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