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- 為升麼這世界上只有男人與女人两种 Why in this world there's only two gender of human being, that is man and woman. It is because after God create man and woman, "HE" found that "HE" is incapable of doing any better or more creative than that. So "HE" quit. That's why there's only men and women in this world. 為升麼這世界上只有男人與女人两种, 因為上帝創造完男人又創造了女人之後發現它的手藝也不過如此而已, 所以作罷了. 南極的藍色冰堡Blue Berg很美很壯觀可能是意外. 跟阿扁一樣, 人嘴有時隨使說說, 亂喊一通還眞不少白癡當眞, 就跟國父說的第三等人一樣永遠跟著別人的嘴走, 而不是跟自己的大腦合作. 下面成人笑話可資証明, 嘴有時隨便說說, 亂喊一通還眞不少白癡當眞. 意外收穫不亞於阿扁了 JOKE: A Horny Parrot 一隻發情的鸚鵡 A woman buys a female parrot and tries to teach it to talk. She tries and tries, but all the parrot will say is, "I'm horny." This upsets her, so she talks to her minister about it. 有位女士教她新買的鸚鵡說人話, 不料發情的鸚鵡只會說"我想要", 因此她找上牧師研究一下. ( PS: 台灣鸚鵡說法"人家想要", 如果是大陸的鸚鵡說法是"咱們來一下", 美國的鸚鵡說法是"come to MaMa !) He says, "You should bring her over to my house. I have two male parrots and all they do is read the Bible and pray. They'll be a good influence on her." 牧師建議移將牠們帶來與牧師養的两隻每唸聖經禱告的公鸚鵡一起, 以便受終日唸聖經禱告的公鸚鵡的薰陶. She likes the idea and brings the parrot over. They put her in the cage and leave the room. The female parrot says, "I'm horny." One male parrot looks at the other and says, "Put down the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered." 女士覺得這主意太好了,簡直就是大積陰德一件. 就將母鸚鵡放進籠中與公鸚鵡一起, 两人放心離去. 不料發情的母鸚鵡開口就嚷嚷(跟阿扁–樣)說"我想要", 其中一隻公的鸚鵡看著他的伙伴說 "費德兄, 還不快放下聖經, 我們的禱告己被上上帝應允了".
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