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JOKE: 升麼叫政治? little Johnnie asked
2006/06/25 00:17:07瀏覽654|回應0|推薦3

Little Johnnie - a kid ask his father "what is politics" at the dinner table
father: Well, it is management sorta thing, you know, honey.

just like me is the goverment and your mom is the management, the maid is blue collar labor, of course, you will be the people ..........that we all take care of you.

小学生的小強尼為了功課問父親 "升麼叫政治?"
父親說: 嗯, 政治嗎就是管理眾人那檔孑的事, 好比說我是政府, 你媽就是管理階程
菲傭當然就是所謂的藍領工人, 那你呢! 就像人民般, 我們都在照顧你為你打拼 .

Well, think about it tonight, we can talk a little bit more tomorrow morning.
小強尼一知半解. 父親說: 今晚係好好想想, 明早我們可再談

At midnight, when little Johnnie passed through maid's room toward the rest room. He found his father was in bed with the maid. Next morning, father ask little Johnnie, well kid, have you understood what politics is now?
不料半夜小強上厠所絰過父母房間看見母親熟睡了,  再絰過菲傭房間, 發現父親與菲傭同床了.

Little Johnnie answered with affirmative: Well father, now I understood what "Politics" is when goverment screws the labor/blue class, the management is fall asleep. people's life is like shit.
第二天早餐桌上, 小強尼很肯定回答父親的話: 父親我終于明瞭丁您說的政治意涵,政治就是政府亂搞(肏)藍領工人, 而白領管理階層顯然在睡大覺,而我們小老姓是民不潦生, 日寸子過的像狗一般.

PS. America slang SCREW is also means "FUCK"

Are they sounds like the Taiwan's politics, aren't they????????????
像不像極了台灣的政治.

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