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ADULT JOKE: An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?" 小學生上課中 One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer. 小強尼很不服氣說不並該還盛被農夫打中的那隻, 雖然其它鳥都飛了 Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot." The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think." 老師還是說小強尼錯了, 不過很欣賞他這种思考的方式及想法. "OK, teacher, I have riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?" 小強尼反出一道題反問老師: 三個女生吃甜筒, 第一位温柔從边緣甜起. 第二位慢慢從最尖端吸吲. 第三位吸吸頂端後整個吸進口中. 那位是己婚女生？ After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside." 老師猶豫了一會回答應是那位吸吸頂端後整個吸進口中的那位女生啦 Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."_ 小強尼立刻強力反駁, 錯老師你錯啦! 是手上有帶緍戒子那位才是, 雖然你錯了, 不過很欣賞他這种思考的方式及想法.
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