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不賣関子了, 男人都要當王就是男性荷爾蒙激素產生的權利, 性佔有慾望. 也就是男人的生命活力耒源. 所以要世界和平恐怕得把男人都閹了或把女人都消滅. 她奶奶的你又胡言亂語. 那就是不可能天下太平啦! JOKE: In the garden of Eden, after God had created woman, Eve. One day Adam comes before God and asks: Almighty father why do you create the woman,Eve? God says:That is becauce I don't want you to feel lonely in Eden. 上帝創造完女人後, 亞當好奇的問上帝為升麼要造女人? 上帝說我擔心你一人在伊佃園太寂莫弧獨. Adam says: And why you made her so beautiful? God says: So you can easily fall in love with her. 亞當又問上帝為升麼把女人造那麼漂亮? 上帝說那你才会愛上她嗎! Adam says: But why is she so silly? God says: So she can fall in love with you, stupid!!! 亞當接著問上帝為升麼把女人造那麼漂亮, 但為何又造的那麼愚純 上帝說這樣她才会愛上你呀, 笨蛋! MEN & WOMEN ( HUMAN BEING) What is a human being? they are a compound creature of soul and beast. They can be close to God( X -> oo ) as well as Devil( Y -> -oo ). MEN & WOMEN (CREATION) Why in this world there's only two gender of human being, that is man and woman. It is because after God create man and woman, "HE" found that "HE" is incapable of doing any better or more creative than that. So "HE" quit. That's why there's only men and women in this world.
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