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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

為什麼男人絕不沮喪

Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.

男人比較快樂，因為男人的姓保留了下來，整個車庫都是男人的。

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.  
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.

婚禮計畫有人自理，巧克力只是另一個小點心，男人絕不會懷孕，汽車技師會告訴你真相，而且整個世界都是你的小便池。

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

你不用開車到另一個加油站上廁所，因為這一個就夠噁心了！你不用停下來想從那個方向打開螺栓螺帽。

Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.

相同的工作，更多的薪水。臉上的皺紋更增添性格。

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

當你跟人講話時，人們絕不會死盯著你的胸膛。

新鞋子不會卡卡、撕裂或讓你的腳起水泡。任何時間總是同樣的心情。

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.

電話交談30秒內就結束，你知道油箱和引擎的知識。五天的假期只需要一個行李箱。所有的罐頭你都會打開。

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

稍微的細心你就能得到額外的信用額度。你的內衣是250元3件。三雙鞋子就夠用了。

You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

你不用擔心在大庭廣眾下肩帶的問題。你不會看到衣服上的縐折。同樣的髮型可以維持好幾年，甚至十幾年。你只需要刮你臉上、脖子的鬍子。

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

你可以一生都玩玩具。你只要一個皮夾一雙鞋子，任何季節都同樣一個顏色。你可以穿短褲，不管你的腿看起來如何。

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

你可以用口袋的小刀修剪指甲，你有選擇要不要留鬍子的自由。

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

你可以在耶誕夜25分鐘內挑選完給25位親戚的禮物。難怪男人比較快樂！

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