妳約會的對象會.....

Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period".
把交往的第一個月當成"問題診斷"

Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
當晚餐上菜太慢時 對服務生說明流程改善問題

Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
恭賀妳的父母  謝謝他們成功的創造價值

Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
在妳的房間裡  打電話叫客房服務

Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
以"我們私下再談" 來結束每一次與妳的爭執

Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
以績效評估來慶祝週年慶

Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
在情人卡上 寫重點節錄

Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
將做愛當成雙贏的解決方案