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2007/11/04 21:03:28瀏覽226|回應0|推薦0

Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client

You should see the hotel I'm staying at. 
你真該看看我住的好飯店

I like this office space. I'll have them put me in here when you're gone. 
嘿  我喜歡這個辦公室  在你離開之後  我會叫他們把這個辦公室讓給我

My rental car looks nicer than that junker you're driving. 
我租的車看起來比你開的爛車好多了

Sure it'll work; I learned it in business school. 
當然會有用的   這可是我從學校學來的咧

So what do you need me to tell you? 
好吧!   你需要我告訴你什麼

Of course it's right; the spreadsheet say so.
這當然是正確的啦   試算表上是這麼顯示的啊 

Hey, I just realized that I was in third grade when you started working here
嘿 我剛剛發現 你開始在這家公司服務時  我才只有小學三年級

I could just tell you the answer, but we're committed to a three month project. 
我當然可以馬上告訴你答案  
但我們說的是一個為期三個月的專案   不是嗎

What are you, stupid?
你算什麼 !! 豬頭嗎 ??


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