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2006/04/19 17:32:55瀏覽1339|回應2|推薦13 | |
腳底按摩這玩意兒,神奇! 有那麼多人愛好,美國華人區,也已經到處可見,由中國50人民幣足浴按摩,洗到北美要50美金一小時罷? 總之,看黑色追輯令(Pulp Fiction), 1994年奧斯卡金像獎最佳原作劇本裡,有一段腳底按摩的對白很有趣,節錄下來給大家看看: JULES It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage. VINCENT It's laying hands on Marsellus Wallace's new wife in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eating' her out -- no, but you're in the same fuckin' ballpark. JULES Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. VINCENT Not the same thing, the same ballpark. JULES It ain't no ballpark either. Look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. VINCENT Have you ever given a foot massage? JULES Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot master. VINCENT Given a lot of 'em? JULES Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. VINCENT Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Jules looks at him a long moment -- he's been set up. JULES Fuck you. VINCENT Would you give me a foot massage -- I'm kinda tired. JULES Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed -- 兩個殺手爭論著一個傢伙敢按摩到老大新壓塞夫人的腳,這件事是不是太過分? 因為老大叫弟兄把他從四樓陽台給丟了下去! 中國古時候,女人被捏到小腳可是算失貞的事! 現在男人能按摩到女人的玉足,也可能是條會神智不清的大代誌罷! |
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