以下這則新聞，摘自中時電子報。正好告訴大家，我這一百題題庫看似怪異，其實現實社會中，比我這題庫更「不像話」的求職問題，還所在多有。看了這則新聞，相信你對我提供的「幫助」，應該會更有體會才是：
.....；中新社報導說，許多大陸的職場新鮮人發現，他們在面試時，面試官問的一些問題，經常讓他們無言。 有人說，他們遇到長官問他，如何教他奶奶使用「Word」，這名年輕人說，他奶奶活了大半輩子，也沒用過「Word」，所以會不會用「Word」，對他奶奶其實沒差，而且更關鍵的是，他奶奶早就過世了，他說他無法回答這個問題。 .....另外還有...面試問題則是：在「笑傲江湖」裡，令狐沖為什麼要對岳不群那麼好，這個年輕人只好說，他在學校用功讀書，不看武俠小說。
If I were your supervisor and asked you to do something that you disagreed with, what would you do? 如果你的主管要你做件你不同意的是，你要怎麼辦？怎麼辦？就是要幹…………活啊！Do you think a leader should be feared or liked? 你認為一個領導者應該是被「敬畏」，還是被「喜愛」？別傻了，閒閒沒事幹，誰要「愛」你呀？What's the most difficult decision you've made in the last two years? 過去兩年來，你做過最困難的決定是什麼？減肥！What do you like to do for fun? 你喜歡做什麼「取樂」？嫖妓囉！Why are you leaving your present job? 你為什麼要離開現在的工作？當然是因為你要花錢挖我跳槽啦！What do you do in your spare time? 你平時作何消遣？販賣人口！How do you feel about taking no for an answer? 當人家拒絕你（說no）的時候，你如何自處？好女就怕賴漢磨！賴久了，人家就會答應你了！What was the most difficult period in your life, and how did you deal with it? 你人生最困難的是哪一階段？你怎麼度過？最困難的是「沒錢」的時候；因應之道：欠帳是也！What is your favorite memory from childhood? 你最愉快的童年回憶是什麼？做夢夢到在水溝尿尿的時候？Give me an example of a time you did something wrong. How did you handle it? 舉例說明：當你做錯某件事的時候，你怎麼處理？廿年前求婚時，忘記把口袋裡的鑽戒拿出來…彌補之道：此後廿年，天天都得罰跪懺悔說：「老婆，下次不敢了」Tell me one thing about yourself you wouldn't want me to know. 告訴我一件你不想讓我知道關於你的事？你…你…你這不是在說廢話嗎？Tell me the difference between good and exceptional. 告訴我什麼「好」跟「非常好」的差別在哪？替貴公司上班是「好」，替「google」上班，是非常好！Why did your choose your major? 你為什麼選擇你當年的主修科系？啊知！就「電腦」撿的呀！What are the qualities of a good leader? A bad leader? 什麼樣的特質是好的領導？什麼是壞的領導？把「沒關係」放在嘴邊的「領導」就是「好領導」；老是問人家「尿尿」有沒有黃的領導，就是「壞」領導！（噓！你知道我在說誰嘛！）What is your biggest regret, and why? 你最大的遺憾是什麼？為什麼？最大的遺憾：不是金城武！為什麼？靠一張臉就可以賺這麼多，你還問我「為什麼」？What are three positive character traits you don't have? 請敘述三種你沒有的正面性格？厚顏、無恥、耍大牌What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it? 別人做什麼會讓你發火？你怎麼應付？問白癡問題的人最讓人受不了，怎麼應付？簡單！把ㄊ當白癡就成了啊！If you found out your company was doing something against the law, like fraud, what would you do? 你如果發現你的公司涉入違法行為時，如詐欺時，你怎麼處理？蒐集情資.......準備勒索囉！How many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day? 一天之內，長短針交會幾次？你是要當那個專問白吃問題的「討人厭」嗎？你一天之內噓噓幾次，長短針就交會幾次囉！How would you weigh a plane without scales? 你如何不用磅秤來測量一台飛機的重量？就直接瞎猜啊！What assignment was too difficult for you, and how did you resolve the issue? 什麼樣的任務指派給你會太困難？你會如何克服這個問題？要做到超過下班時間的「任務」都太困難！這種事最簡單的解決方式就是「擺著不理它，讓它自然發酵」！If I were to ask your last supervisor to provide you additional training or exposure, what would she suggest? 如果要問你上一個主管：你最需要的額外訓練或經歷，你認為她會如何建議？啊知！我又不是她肚裡的蛔蟲！If you could choose one superhero power, what would it be and why? 如果你能選擇一種超人的能力，你會選什麼？為什麼?X光透視眼！因為可以看到每個美女內衣的顏色！What's the best movie you've seen in the last year? 你去年看過的電影中，那部片子最好？ 「二郎神大戰金瓶梅」，毫無疑問！Describe how you would handle a situation if you were required to finish multiple tasks by the end of the day, and there was no conceivable way that you could finish them. 如果你碰到一個狀況：必須在當天結束前，完成數項工作，而你知道那是不可能時，你會如何處理？如何處理？簡單啊！收工，回家！What techniques and tools do you use to keep yourself organized? 你利用何種技巧跟工具來保持自己有條不紊？把當天做不完的事通通丟到垃圾桶！If you could get rid of any one of the US states, which one would you get rid of, and why? 你如果可以剔除美國一個州，你會選擇哪一州，為什麼？美國華府，因為沒了華府，美國就是一盤散沙！With your eyes closed, tell me step-by-step how to tie my shoes. 閉起你的眼睛，請告訴我如何一步步地綁好我的鞋帶！你聽過「魔鬼氈」嗎？哈！if you had to choose one, would you consider yourself a big-picture person or a detail-oriented person? 如果必須二選一的話，請告訴我：你是大處著眼的人呢？還是小處著手的人？我是大小通吃的人，厲害吧！If selected for this position, can you describe your strategy for the first 90 days? 如果你接受了這個職位，請形容你在最初九十天的策略？按兵不動，好好領錢！Who are your heroes? 誰是你的英雄？鹹蛋超人Tell me 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing. 請告訴我鉛筆除了用來「寫字」外的十種用途。一、挖鼻孔；二、當飛鏢；三、當筷子；四、抽籤；五、籌碼；六、鼓棒；七、桿麵棍；八、攪拌棒；九、sun dial；十、只利用尾端的橡皮擦。
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