得到一切卻失去生命，值得嗎？

對話內容：

Captain:Oh my God! Have I got everything I had always wanted!

Mermaid:It looks like so, the treasures, the gold coins, the jewelry, and a beautiful mermaid in front of you.

美人魚：似乎如此，寶藏，金幣，珠寶，和美麗的美人魚都呈現在你眼前啦

Captain:Except that, I have already lost my life.

船長：除了一點，就是我已經失去了生命。

Mermaid:Not too late, Captain. You can use me to exchange for the life, and use all these treasures to exchange for the youth.

美人魚：不算太晚，船長。你能用我去交換生命，再用所有的寶藏去換回青春。

Captain:Really! I cant wait to do that. Where in the world can I do that?

船長：真的？我等不及了！我在哪才能換到？

Mermaid:Exchange on Facebook with friends.

美人魚：在臉書上和朋友交換。

Captain:No, I dont want my friends know I have lost my life for the treasures and the beauties. It is too embarrassing.

船長：不，我不想讓我的朋友們知道，我為了寶藏和美女而失去生命，那樣太難堪了！

Mermaid:Then how about letting me be your agent and making exchanges for you, so no friends from Facebook know it is actually you.

美人魚：那麼讓我成為你的代理人為你交換如何？這樣就沒臉書朋友知道是你了。

Captain:That is a good idea, but once you have sold yourself and the treasures, who is going to bring the life and youth back to me.

船長：好主意，但是妳一旦把妳自己和寶藏賣了，誰將把生命和青春還給我

Mermaid:Oh, I guess my new master will take care of it. After we have enjoyed life long enough and he feels bored, I will steal his life for you.

美人魚：噢，我猜我的新主人會幫你解決。一旦我們活得夠久而不耐煩，我就把他的命偷來給你

Captain:OK, but will I become an old man at that time?

船長：好的，但屆時我將變成老人嗎？ 

Mermaid:You will be an old man. Worse yet, a poor old man who has nothing.

美人魚：你將變成老人。更糟的是，你將變成一無所有的老人。

Captain:Oh no! But I am afraid I have no choice. By the way, what will that guy become, if he loses his life and his youth?

船長：真糟糕，但我可能毫無選擇！對了，一旦那傢伙失去了生命和青春，他會變成誰呢？

Mermaid:Guess what, he is going to become you, and the story will go all over again and agin. Do you finally get it now?

美人魚：猜猜看，他會變成你，而這個故事將會不斷重演，你終於明白了嗎？