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| 米國政治笑話(五) – 100美元
一個5歲的小男孩很想要擁有100美元，他用力想、大聲祈禱，但都沒效。後來，他決定寫一封信給上帝，求上帝寄來100美元。 當郵政部門收到寄給上帝的信時，他們決定將信轉送到直屬大大大老板那兒：奧巴馬總統。 奧巴馬見信後，會心一笑，他沒有一笑 置之、也沒有置之不理，却指示他的秘書寄5美元給小男孩。他認為5美元對5歲的小男孩，應是很多的錢，小男孩應會很高興了！ 小男孩收到5美元後，滿心歡喜，立即寫了一封感謝函回給上帝，內容如下： 親愛的上帝：非常感謝您寄來的這筆錢。不過，我注意到，您的信是由華府經手轉寄 來的，那些華府的吸血鬼竟然課扣95美元的稅金。 下回，請直接寄給我，謝謝您！ -------------------------------------- A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA. they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those assholes took $ 95.00 in taxes. -------------------------------------- |
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