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| 2011/08/08 04:07:38瀏覽995｜回應1｜推薦31 | |
她對該名男子喊到：“對不起，你能幫幫我嗎？我答應了朋友，應在一小時前與他見面，但我走失了，不知道我現在在哪裡？” 該名男子立即查詢他隨身攜帶的全球定位系統，回答說：“你正在一個熱氣球裏，離地面約30呎高，該地面海拔高程是2346呎，你的座標點是在北緯31度14.97分，西經100度 49.09分“ 美女捲起眼簾，說：“你一定是奧巴馬民主黨。” 男子回：“在下正是，你是怎麼知道？” 熱氣球美女回：“你所說的一切在技術上都是正確的，但我不知道您的信息有啥用，我還是迷失啊。坦白說，您的回答對我毫無幫助。” 該男子笑著回答說：“妳一定是共和黨。” 熱球美女回：“正是，你是怎麼知道？” 男子回：“好吧，妳不知道妳在哪裡、或妳要去哪裡，由於大量的熱空氣，妳已上升到目前的位置；妳做出承諾，却不知如何履行諾言，且期望我來解決妳的問題；妳的位置仍是原地不勤，但不知何故，現在却是我的錯了。” A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. " She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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