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米國政治笑話(四) – 十億美元是多少
2011/08/29 03:33:52瀏覽879|回應2|推薦28

米國政治笑話(四) – 十億美元是多少

華府的預算、國債、赤字等等等都是以“十億”為單位,沒辦法,米國就是米國,財大氣粗唄!?(過去式?)

納稅的升斗小民,您可知,十億美元到底是多少呢?

下一回,當您又聽到華府的政治家、政客在口沫橫飛中“億”副嘴臉、在口若懸河中“億”波三折、在口蜜腹劍中“億”來“億”往,稍稍想想,您希望這樣的政客花費您辛辛苦苦的納稅錢嚒!

對於每日在一元、兩元中錙銖必算的小老百姓,十億、二十億是個令人難以理解的巨大數字,但某家廣告公司對“十億”做了個有趣且真實的透視:

十億秒前,那是1959年(大俠尚未出生呢);
十億分鐘前,耶穌正在傳道救世;
十億小時前,我們的祖先還在石器時代敲敲打打;而....

十億美元前,以華府花錢的速度來量測,那是8小時 20分鐘。

米國的華府有三多:紀念堂、美鈔、國債。。。呵呵。

How Much Is A Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually think about whether you do, or don't, want that politician spending your tax money!!

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but an advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure in perspective in one of its releases:

A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

And....

A billion dollars ago, was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate Washington spends

Note …

On Aug 6, 201, the United States lost its top-notch triple-A credit rating from Standard & Poor's Friday, in a dramatic reversal of fortune for the world's largest economy. S&P cut the long-term U.S. credit rating by one notch to AA-plus on concerns about growing budget deficits. "The downgrade reflects our opinion that the fiscal consolidation plan that Congress and the administration recently agreed to falls short of what, in our view, would be necessary to stabilize the government's medium-term debt dynamics," S&P said in a statement.
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現金100 萬美元,就可退休了
2011/08/30 16:00
  1000000000 USD
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-08-31 11:33 回覆:

現金100 萬美元,就可退休了

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2011/08/30 05:27
有一個人,(像你我一樣的華裔美人)盡生女兒...
第一個女兒,取名美玲,其實是想找個Millionare女婿;
第二個女兒,因為通貨膨脹,取名碧玲,要找個Billionare女婿;
第三個女兒,就叫翠玲,for a future Trillionare son-in-law。

 
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-08-31 11:53 回覆: