悲劇了！網紅愚人節笑話寫巴菲特買台積電 金管會：最重罰2億元

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悲劇了！今（2）日凌晨有財經網紅發布愚人節笑話，謠傳巴菲特買台積電（2330）股票，雖然事後緊急澄清並道歉，但是恐怕已違反證交法。

金管會證期局副局長黃厚銘證實已接獲陳情，且證交所已啟動監視查核，若有不法，最重恐遭處十年徒刑或併科2億元以下罰金。

證期局官員今日表示，臉書上這件事，已收到投資人陳情資料，並督導台灣證交所啟動監視查核，若有不法情事，依規辦理，以維護投資人權益。

此外，黃厚銘也說，依目前監視查核機制，若有網路流言或其他方式提供不實資訊，恐涉及證交法155條「意圖影響集中交易市場有價證券交易價格，而散布流言或不實資料」，若有涉不法，會移送給檢調進一步偵辦，若違反規定171條，處三年以上十年以下有期徒刑，得併科新台幣1000萬元以上2億元以下罰金。一般人跟法人罰金是否一樣？黃厚銘說若起訴後，由法官來判斷。

台北時間凌晨2點，台積電ADR在美股大漲5塊多美元，來到141.49美元價位，凌晨便有網紅摩股史塔克（Moore Stock）轉貼，「彭博社報導」的「新聞」，指股神巴菲特全數買回台積電的持股，還在臉書說明，連國內大財經媒體都引用，誰知是愚人節玩笑，但其它財經網紅引用、連財經媒體都上當，事後紛紛撤下。

「摩股史塔克（Moore Stock）」事後發覺事態嚴重，2度發布道歉啟事、更正啟事，承認文章是他自己寫的，他最新一篇道歉啟事寫到「各位朋友大家好：非常抱歉今天引起了不必要的風波，在此我對於自己的輕忽與自以為是，先與各位致上最誠摯的歉意。」、「關於 4/1 當日會想寫巴菲特買台積電的文章緣由，是因為見到大家都在開愚人節玩笑，於是在接近十二點前我也想要參與」。

如今玩笑開大了，違反證交法，恐怕要面臨徒刑及罰金懲處。

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Eagles - Lyin Eyes (Live 1977) (Official Video) [4K]

City girls just seem to find out early

How to open doors with just a smile

A rich old man, and she wont have to worry

Shell dress up all in lace go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely

I guess every form of refuge has its price

And it breaks her heart to think her love is only

Given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening

To comfort an old friend whos feelin down

But he knows where shes goin as shes leavin

She is headed for the cheatin side of town

You cant hide your lyin eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now youd realize

There aint no way to hide your lyin eyes

On the other side of town a boy is waiting

With fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal

She drives on through the night, anticipating

Cause he makes her feel the way she used to feel

She rushes to his arms, they fall together

She whispers, "Its only for a while"

She swears that soon shell be comin back forever

She goes away and leaves him with a smile

You cant hide your lyin eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now youd realize

There aint no way to hide your lyin eyes

She gets up and pours herself a strong one

And stares out at the stars up in the sky

Another night, its gonna be a long one

She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry

She wonders how it ever got this crazy

She thinks about a boy she knew in school

Did she get tired or did she just get lazy?

Shes so far gone, she feels just like a fool

My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things

You set it up so well, so carefully

Aint it funny how your new life didnt change things?

Youre still the same old girl you used to be

You cant hide your lyin eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now youd realize

There aint no way to hide your lyin eyes

There aint no way to hide your lyin eyes

Honey, you cant hide your lyin eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqccEpqvwPY

以木吉他為主調的民謠風長篇敘事曲，說的是七零年代美國的都會女孩，在愛情歸屬與榮華富貴之間的自我矛盾與掙扎。這樣的說法或許你也聽過：妙齡女子找個有錢老頭，從此過著光鮮亮麗的生活；然而年邁枯槁的老頭終究無法給予她情感上的滋潤，只好另尋年輕愛人……如此情景已不只是麵包與愛情之間的抉擇了，人是追尋幸福的動物，重點並不在於物質生活與愛情的本質是如何市儈或浪漫，而是兩者是否能為自己帶來幸福。「懷著愛情就能戰勝一切現實」或許聽著十分浪漫，但我們要捫心自問的是：少了物質的支撐，愛情還會如常浪漫嗎？

追求物質抑或是擁抱愛情－背後的掙扎與矛盾永遠比外人看來的深刻與難測，而那種陷入感情遊戲的徬徨，我想也只有嘗過個中滋味的人，才懂吧。

微笑可以偽裝，眼神卻藏不了「笑貧不笑娼」的拜金社會，漂亮的都會女孩，用她最原始的本錢，去交換物質慾望早就不是什麼新鮮事了，擺臀扭腰一個微笑，就能釣到個凱子，哪怕他已經是童山濯濯大腹便便的老頭，只要有錢就好！夜深人靜的大豪宅裡，強忍那寂寞空虛襲上心頭。然後就質問自己：難道要一輩子跟著這個老不死的嗎？於是，開始鬼扯說謊，開始劈腿去找她的老相好窮小子，甜蜜纏綿之際，也允諾了要他耐心，等她回來廝守一生。可是作得到嗎？她陷入痛苦的矛盾，儘管她的微笑可以偽裝，但是，她的眼神卻藏不了！