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超速有那麼容易跑得掉嗎?

2011/03/11 14:56:50瀏覽595｜回應4｜推薦11

今天是個很可憐的日子. 曉得為什麼嗎? 某人 (FF) 好好的開車, 既然還拿到一張

警察開的罰單. 為了要回家, 就發生這個事情. 騙你啦, 講實話好啦. 開在高速

公路還守規矩, 沒有超速, 也收音機沒開的特別大聲. 準備要下高速公路匝道, 就

停在紅綠燈前. 綠燈已亮馬上就加速, 誰曉得警察就在她的後面. 她在後視境看

到警察明亮的紅和藍色的燈光﹐還聽到警笛。慢慢開到右邊, FF 問她自己, " 我

到底是做了什麼事啊". 已開車的窗子﹐一位英俊的警察就跟她說, "小姐, 您剛

剛超速, 您知道嗎 ? 這裡的限速是 35, 您開了 50. 請給我您的保險卡和車子的

登記表". 過了幾分鐘, 警察跟她說她要付罰單的錢還要上交通學校. 警察給 FF

罰單的時候﹐她就問那位帥哥, " 先生, 你要不要來我家喝一杯茶. 吃一個甜圈

嗎?"

Wow...FF 還既然邀請那位警察到家裡來﹐好有膽子 !!

FF, 您別擔心﹐罰單和交通學校的費用﹐我會幫您處理 !!

FF= firefly

( 休閒生活｜笑話 )

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	~Annie Oakley~ 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

OMG...
	2011/04/20 05:04
You are so lucky!! After a LONG 39 days, I went on Superior Court website and searched this ticket by citation number, and low and behold: the citation number was not found!! CASE DISMISSED! No need to pay for the charges. You are very fortunate to get away with this!!


	Sir Norton 黑幫哪裡黑？等級：8 留言｜加入好友

打秋風的警察

2011/03/20 22:05

經濟不景氣, 多開罰單, 補貼府庫, 就算是 Janet 的不樂之捐。
換我當了警察, 看到 Janet 這樣美人淑女, 必為開道, 猛獻殷勤都來不及!

~Annie Oakley~(sillydancer) 於 2011-04-20 05:06 回覆：
You won't believe this, the citation that BM received from the police was dismissed and it's not even chargeable. There was no evidence found!! She made money out of the cop. TRULY AMAZING!!


	嵐山等級：8 留言｜加入好友

Oops.....NO Way
	2011/03/18 12:33
What are you talking about? This was happened right by the corner of my house. That is why I said cops are giving out tickets at my block and he welcome to have a cup of tea no donuts. I am not that shortage. Duh.....I was pretty upset that day. 嵐山(Blue Mt.) 敬上


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That is me!

2011/03/12 09:05

You are talking about me!! Yes, I got a citation. what a bad luck! I also debate to the cop... he was hiding from the street... I have clean record for almost past years....

嵐山(Blue Mt.) 敬上

~Annie Oakley~(sillydancer) 於 2011-03-12 09:11 回覆：
How sad!! Getting a citation is not fun, because you also have to pay the fine and go to traffic school. It's so not worth it! Be careful next time, don't get another one!! I got one like 2 years ago and I hope not to get another one...

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