四月來臨
在我辦公桌上留了張條子
『打電話給施先生—
緊急！！！』

我連忙照著號碼撥通了電話
對方說
『很抱歉獅先生不能來聽電話
他被關在籠子裡呢！』

我還來不及撂下話筒
她壓抑不住的笑聲已從電話裡
跳了出來
一口咬下我的耳朵
濺了我一臉的血

然後它撲向我那無辜的辦公室伙伴
我無能為力只有眼睜睜看著他
翻騰打滾終於，天可憐見，活活
笑死

APRIL FOOLS DAY

April arrived
with a message on my desk
“Call Mr. Lyon—
Urgent !!!”

I dialed the number
“Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now
He is in the CAGE!”

Before I could put down my phone
her irrepressible laugh jumped out of the line
and bit off my ear, splashing blood
all over my face

It then attacked my innocent officemate
I stood by helplessly and watched him
roll about and eventually die
of laughter