錄音機 迴轉著 一段:
Welcome to the Microsoft Activate Center.... If you are xxx please press 1 or if you are xxx please press 2.... if you are xxx please press 1, if you are xxx please press 2, if you are xxx please press 3....

天哪! 到底還要 按多少button阿?

繼續等...

"Thank you to call Microsoft Activate Center, how may I help you?"
(哇! 昨天 那個小姐 至少還給個名字 今天這個男的就省了這一套?)

"Yes, I need to activate my Microsoft Office XP Professional disc on my computer. I have talked to another lady at this number xxx-xxx-xxxx, she gave me your number to talk to you"

"What software you need to actiavte?"
(哇! 這麼不客氣 有沒受過訓練阿?)

"Well, as I have explained yesterday, I have a Microsoft Office XP original installed on my laptop, but the laptop crashed that I have bought a new desktop early last year. I have been trying to install my disc into my computer. What I have got was the 60 days try on the new pc that stopped my installment. I need your help to activate my Office professional to my pc."

"I am taking down your problem and here is the phone # you have to talk to..."

" You mean I have to make another call and repeat the same story over and over?"

"I am only a Customer Service, I can't help you."

"I am sorry, there is static, I can't hear you."

~~~

"Here is the number you have to call xxx-xx-xxx-"

"Look, I don't know where you are but obviously you are not in America, the numbers you give do not belongs to American phone system."

~~~

(真高興 聽不懂[不知道] 印度國罵 這個老印一定在默默地破口大罵)

"xxx-xxx-xxxx"

"Ok, I've got it."

"Can I have your first name and last name?"

"What do you want my name for? You did not help me."

Click! 掛斷電話.
(老天! 這就是 Out-Source[外包] 的客服水準?)