識時務者為俊傑,好個見風轉舵的太太

Meet My Mistress...

這是我的情婦....

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

一對夫婦在高級餐廳晚餐,突然走來一位風華絕代的年輕美女,俯身給先生一個大吻,說待會見,就走開了.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

太太瞪大了眼問:"這娘們是誰啊?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

先生回答:"喔,她是我的情婦."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

太太說:"夠了!這是最後一次了,我受夠了,我要離婚!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."

先生說:"我了解,但是要記住,如果我們離婚了,妳就不能再去巴黎購物,不能再到巴貝多避寒,到托斯卡尼避暑,車庫裏不會再有法拉利跑車和凌志轎車,也不能再參加遊艇俱樂部了. 決定權在妳."  

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

這時候,兩人都認識的一個朋友走進餐廳,懷裏摟著一位標緻的小姐.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

太太問:"跟吉姆一起的那個女人是誰 ?"

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

先生說:"那是他的情婦."

"Ours is prettier," she replies

太太說:" 我們的比較漂亮."