問: 知道丈夫每晚都跑到哪裏混的女人,叫做什麼?

答:叫做寡婦.  

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

問:為什麼已婚婦女比單身女郎胖?

答:因為單身女郎回家,打開冰箱看看,就上床睡覺. 已婚婦女回家,看誰睡在床上,然後去開冰箱. 

Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A.They're married.

問:在單身酒吧喝酒的男人,有那個共通點?

答:他們都已結婚.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

男子對上帝說:"神啊,您為什麼要把女人弄得那麼美麗?"

上帝答:"好讓你愛她啊!"

男子又問:"但是,上帝,您為什麼又把她弄得那麼笨?"

上帝說:"這樣她才會愛你啊!"