1.     Smart old lady

“My memory really sucks now, Mary,” an old lady talked to her friend, “so I changed my password to 'incorrect'.  That way when I log in with a wrong password, the computer will tell me … “Your password is incorrect.””

    2. Password電腦密碼

A lady helped her man install his new computer.
一位女士幫他先生裝新電腦。

Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember.
裝完了，她要她先生選一個電腦密碼：一個他不會忘記的英文單字。

When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and selected the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selected the word, "penis".
當電腦要他打入密碼時，他眨眨眼看了看他太太，面露大男人的氣概，然後填寫了密碼“penis”（中文是：男人的gg）。他對他太太的反應相當不以為然。

For, after he hit "enter", to validate the word, his wife collapsed with laughter, rolled on the floor, uncontrollably hysterical.
當他按了Enter鍵把密碼打進電腦時，他太太歇斯底里的笑翻了在地上打滾。

The computer replied: TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED

電腦顯示: 太短 - 進不去

註：一般電腦密碼要長於5個英文字母

    3. BOB & THE BLONDE:

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

    4. 奧巴馬連任

選前之夜，羅姆尼覺得勝劵在握，信心十足地對妻子說：明天你就可以和美國總統睡覺了。
第二天電視公佈結果：奧巴馬獲勝！
妻子激動地說：是請奧巴馬到咱們家，還是我到他那裡去？

5.     Psychology and law

A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice:
"I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. He moved away & sat by a near-by table..

After a while, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him: 
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice: 
"$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered to her:
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"