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阿拉伯人和猶太人 

An Arab and a Jew

[我星期日(10/28)下午四時許準時抵達華府,無風無雨(ok...微風毛雨)歡迎我,呵呵!我家(大華府地區)怪颶風Frankenstorm Sandy影響的只是停電15.5小時星期一去上班雖有風有雨(也不太大啦)却也通行無阻、順暢無比;星期二去上班是要繞些路(樹倒路封、繞路三迥)、還算順暢;星期三上班則是塞車如常了。 NJ和NY很嚴重,希望那裡的朋友都平安!人生無常,惟有開懐,來則笑話唄!]

有位阿拉伯人要做心臟移植手術,循往例醫師要驗血,以防萬一。
An Arab is going to have open-heart surgery.
The doctor is preparing the blood transfusion.

但這阿拉老兄屬於稀有血型,很難在當地找到相同血型的人,因此只有向國外求援。終於他們找到了一位猶太人願意捐血給阿拉大兄。

Because
the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to the Arab.

手術非常成功,阿拉大兄以一封謝卡外加一顆漂亮的鑽石,還有一輛勞斯萊斯的名車致謝。

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

不巧的是:阿拉大兄還得再做一次矯正手術。當然,他的醫生馬上打電話給那位猶太人說明還需要他捐血,這名猶太人欣然的接受了再次邀約。

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again, believing he will receive more gifts from the Arab again.

第二次手術也很成功,阿拉大兄照樣地回函致謝,但只付了一盒名牌甜點。

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a Thank You card and a box of
Almond Roca sweets.

猶太人覺得奇怪,為何阿拉大兄沒有像上次一樣那麼慷慨大方了?

The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time.

於是打了個電話給對方,想知道事情的真相。

So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very
generous manner.

結果阿拉大兄回答說:「兄弟!你忘了,現在我的身上流的是猶太人的血啊!」

The Arab replied: "Ya
Habibi !!, (Dear Friend) you have to remember, I have Jewish blood in my body now"

每日一笑! 生活更活躍
Human being needs to laugh everyday…

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大俠資質高優
2013/03/20 13:51
大俠資質高優, 才2年就“混”好了, 我怎麼混了您的雙倍才終於出門。您叫我學姐,好生汗顏。汗
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金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-03-20 20:22 回覆:
您們是由妳玩四年,偶素土木煙洒所爍土的啦••• 混泥土、木匠工、煙洒洒,兩年足夠,呵呵

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笑死人了
2013/03/19 13:27
hahaha, 生動寫實。
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金大俠(chin8673) 於 2013-03-20 10:54 回覆:
謝謝學姐來嘻哈,我在椰林大道"混"了兩年!哈

張鳳哈佛 哈佛問學錄 得首獎
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哈哈﹗原來貴寶地﹐真算是風平也浪靜﹗恭喜恭喜﹗
2012/11/03 20:50

金大俠(chin8673) 於 2012-11-07 01:36 回覆:
托福啊!貴寶地也平安,喜!

JKTsai 老鼠嫁女兒
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呵呵!
2012/11/02 13:32
萬一那天需要輸血,民進黨同胞可以捐血給大俠嗎?

(我金士頓的藍先生說,寧死不就)!
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2012-11-04 12:09 回覆:

輸血只看血型

醫生只管救人

佛祖眾生皆渡

大俠的血眾人皆渡

您金士頓的藍先生輸血要撿顏色,否則寧死不就…唉…心胸眼界只在政客層級低檔排徊…唉!


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哈哈哈 !
2012/11/02 10:26
很有意思 !
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2012-11-02 12:23 回覆:
相互輸血,世界肯定和平多了....笑