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| 其一:修女之吻
一計程車司機載了一位修女，在她入車內後，司機就不停地盯著她看。 她問他原因，他回答說，“我有一個問題想問你，希望不會得罪你。” 她回答：“我親愛的兒子，你不可能得罪我的，當你像我一樣年長、獻身神職一樣長久，閱歷人事滄桑之後，我敢肯定，沒有什麼會冒犯我了。“ “好吧，我一直有個幻想，幻想一位修女吻我。” 她回答說：“哦，看看你的造化吧：第一，你必須是單身，第二，你必須是天主教徒。” 司機很激動地說：“是啊，我剛好是單身，也信天主教呢！” “好吧，你造化真好”，修女說：“駛進一個巷內吧。” 在巷內，修女以一個會令妓女都臉紅的熱吻、濕吻、舌吻滿足了司機的幻想。 但是，當他們駛回路上一陣子後，司機開始哭了起來。 “親愛的孩子，” 修女說：“你為什麼哭？” “請原諒我，修女，我犯了滔天大罪呀，我撒了謊，...我必須承認，我已經結婚了，我還是個猶太人。” 修女說：“這沒問題…我的名字是凱文，我很高興我的修女扮裝這麼逼真唬人呀!...萬聖節快樂！” The Nun's Kiss A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK," the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." "That's OK," the nun says. "My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 其二:頭殼壞去 A顧問email:「金兄：最近本人聽到一些有關本會會員、理事及顧問牽涉在內的小故事。因牽涉人數不止一人，事關他人名聲，我不便說出名字。故事如下：C顧問告知Y理事說：今年年初的新理事選舉時，有一位參選理事買了3桌，這3桌的票都只投給他自己。這是當時負責驗票的L顧問跟C顧問說的，C顧問又向好幾位理事顧問說，這故事由今年3月謠傳至今。請問：(1)如果金兄是當時參選理事，你會如何處理？(2)若金兄以本會會員、理事及顧問們的立場，你該如何處理？」 大俠email:「有一位參選理事買了3桌，這3桌的票都只投給他自己。。。很正常啊，如果參選理事買了3桌，這3桌的票都不投给他自己，那這参选理事是頭殼壞了吧!」 與頭殼壞去的人共事，偶只能在背後、在格裡大笑！歸檔笑話欄中。 |
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