走馬看花(逛市)                                               孤臣孽子(難回天)

尋幽探壑(登高)                                               貪官汙吏(毋採工)

坐看雲起(遊山)                                               工運領袖(抗議王)

浪裡白條(玩水)                                               商界大亨(凍酸仙)

生老病死(一生)                                               起承轉合(如擬)

雕冰畫脂(白忙)                                               之乎者也(舊抄)

載浮載沉(淪落)                                               食飽換飫(夠無聊)

極目蒼穹(天涯)                                               穿燒睏足(媠有效)

碧落黃泉(地角)                                               燙衫燙褲(愛消毒)——(慾積的累贅)  

風中殘燭(老來)                                               青青湖畔草(春分)
雪崩石流(等死)                                               冷冷霞晚天(冬至)

白手起家(孤掌)                           蟬亂鳴戲潮也喧(夏唱)
黑面落難(難鳴)                           葉落風瀟月見愁(秋色)
(註)：黑面琵鷺

穿梭雲中(翩翩)                                               肏幹落譙出口成髒(無禮)

迴璇花間(起舞)                                               裹一身亮麗去相親(有體)

結實纍纍(葡萄)                                               怒髮衝冠憑欄處(滿江紅)

啜飲醺醺(美酒)                                               夜落烏啼霜滿天(楓橋夜泊)

方丈雲遊(來去自如)                                     赤肉羹摻芫荽(加味一等一)
方寸瑟縮(拉撒被覩)                                     緣投桑尋無某(嫌人五四三)

你戴綠帽我穿藍袍，插紅花彼三八閃一邊。(國、民兩黨搞惡鬥，共產黨返笑面)

啪你千摃你萬收阮一千崆一萬，愛買你鬥相共。(關說監聽扯沒完，黑染白蓋爻)

………點點點點，知影意思阿爸？可當遊戲也進言大家動動腦筋，拋磚引玉倘使出了佳作則效果益為突顯，願共襄微舉之。