我的智慧手機比我聰明，所以我被解僱了。

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Dad:It has been a long time since we last chatted, how are you, my son?

Son:Not too well, Dad, I have been following your instructions and guidance throughout my life, but now I am fired. 

Dad:What? There must be something wrong with your attitude. Did you work hard, did you say "good morning" to everyone, and "excuse me" when asking questions?

Son:I work hard, I never argue with my boss, and I am friendly to all of my co-workers, but they dont like a boring person, they want a smartphone.

Dad:They want a smartphone, and you dont have it?

Son:I do. But my smartphone is smarter than me and getting cheaper everyday, so my boss decided to hire her and fire me.

Dad:Boss is always right, until he fires you - did you argue back?

Son:Dad, I was trained to obey whatever instructions. How do I argue to someone I was supposedly not to argue with?

Dad:Remember you argued with me once, when I asked you to move out. You need to be desperate to reach your full strength.

Son:Yes, but since my smartphone has been hired by him, I dont even have his phone number to call any more.