諾亞方舟上長頸鹿和斑馬的對話。

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對話內容：

Giraffe:I cant believe we made it to the Noahs Ark, how lucky we are!

長頸鹿：我無法相信咱們終於逃到諾亞方舟上了，好幸運啊！

Zebra:Yes, but what happened? Why the world we used to live so happily suddenly changed?

斑馬：是的，但究竟發生了什麼事呢？為什麼我們原來快樂居住的世界突然改變了？

Giraffe:First of all, there was a Global Inflation, and then, there was the European Debt Problem, followed by the Stock Market Crash

長頸鹿：首先是世界通膨，然後是歐債危機，接著是股市崩盤。

Zebra:But that has nothing to do with us, right? Are there any creatures other than human beings care about money?

斑馬：但這和我們無關，是吧。除了人類之外，還有麼生物在乎錢呢？

Giraffe:You are right, but in the mean time, the human beings are converting all the natural resources into iPhones, iPads, Androids, and generate tons of eWastes and cause global warming!

長頸鹿：的確如此，但在此同時，人類把所有的自然資源都變成iPhones，iPads，Androids，因而產生了電子垃圾和全球暖化。

Zebra:So the global warming melted the glaciers around the world and eventually caused the flood?

斑馬：所以全球暖化融化了世上的冰川，而且最終造成了洪水？

Giraffe:Exactly, that is why all of us are running to this Noahs Ark for survival.

長頸鹿：正是如此，這就是為什麼我們逃命到諾亞方舟求活的原因。

Zebra:But how are the human beings? Arent they buried at the bottom of the sea now? Do they get drowned?

斑馬：但是人類呢？他們現在豈非被埋沒在水底啦？他們不會被淹死嗎？

Giraffe:The Almighty did ask them if they wanted to leave, but they were so addicted to the games and the social networks, that they refused to leave home.

長頸鹿：萬能的造物主曾問他們是否要離開，但他們正沉溺在電腦遊戲和社交網路裡，沒有人想要離開家。

Zebra:How do they survive? Can they swim like fish? Can they breathe like fish? Can money buy everything they need?

斑馬：但是他們怎麼活呢？他們能像魚一般游泳嗎？能像魚一般呼吸嗎？金錢可以買下一切嗎？

Giraffe:No, they just put on the oxygen masks and stay at home playing and chatting. I guess they will stay there for a long while.

長頸鹿：不，他們戴上氧氣罩之後還繼續上網遊戲聊天，我想他們會在那兒待上好一陣子。

Zebra:That is great! They have dominated the lands for too long, it is about time for them to live under the sea now.

斑馬：太好了！他們支配陸地太久，是人類住在水底的時候了。