為什麼沒參加期中考呢，因為我沒在臉書上公布考期？

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Teacher:This concludes todays lecture, any questions?

老師：今天的課上完了，有問題嗎？

Student:Yes, will I get an A in this class?

學生：是的，我這堂課得A嗎？

Teacher:It depends on your homework scores, your attendance record, and the midterm and final test results.

老師：這要看妳的家庭作業成績，上課出席狀況，和期中期末考成績。

Student:What? I didnt even know you have ever assigned homeworks to us!

學生：什麼？我不知道妳曾出過家庭作業呢！

Teacher:Well, that is because you never attend my classes. I bet you did not take the midterm test either.

老師：這是因為妳從不來上課。我猜妳也沒來考期中考。

Student:No, it is no fair. Why dont you assign the homeworks and announce the date of the midterm on Facebook, I am there all the time.

學生：沒有。這不公平！為什麼妳不在臉書上出作業和公佈期中考日期呢？我總是在那呢。

Teacher:Well, I am not allowed to make friends with my students on Facebook, so that is not an option. You should attend the class all the time.

老師：學校不允許我在臉書上和學生做朋友，所以這不可能。妳該每天來上課的。

Student:I wish I could. But I have to date with my boyfriends, and I have 10 on-line games and 1000 on-line friends to take care. I am too busy to come to see you all the time.

學生：我也希望我能，可是我必須交男朋友，而且我還有10個網上遊戲和1000個臉書朋友要照顧。我太忙了，不可能每天來上妳的課。

Teacher:OK, then what is your suggestion, give you an A no matter what?

老師：好吧，那妳的建議是什麼呢？不管怎樣都給妳A？

Student:Well, I can settle for a B, but let me skip the final examination. Isnt it fair?

學生：得B也可以，可是我不用考期末考，這樣公平吧？