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斑馬和長頸鹿如何在叢林求生
2011/08/04 00:47:28瀏覽180|回應0|推薦2

獅子老虎看到斑馬線會停下來嗎?

(按cc可看英文字幕,按Translate Captions可翻譯字幕)

對話內容:

Zebra:Hello sister giraffe, how is the weather over there? Do you see anything from far?

Giraffe:Hi brother zebra, I can see anything rising from the horizon, but I fill dazed each time I see you.

Zebra:Why? Because I am so popular? I know you are going to say that!

Giraffe:No, because of the black-and-white pattern you wear. I only see them when I visit my eye doctor.

Zebra:Sorry to confuse you, but it is so important to me to have this pattern. The lions and the tigers will stop whenever they see me, because they think it is a zebra crossing.

Giraffe:I see, no, I dont see clearly, but I understand. It is a way to protect yourself by confusing the enemies. I have my own way too.

Zebra:What is that? You run slowly and you are easy to be found. Why dont you put on my zebra pattern

Giraffe:No, thanks. My way to protect myself is to be able to see the enemies before they can see me, such that I can take actions earlier.

Zebra:But they can still catch up with you in the long run, right?

Giraffe:Maybe, but before that happens, I have jumped into the deep water, such that only I can breathe and run at the same time!

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