第一回合，看起來是難分軒輊，不分上下

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對話內容：

Android:Hello iPhone, how is the weather over there? Do you feel a bit lonely? We have more people than you do now.

Android:哈囉iPhone，你那兒天氣如何？感覺有點寂寞嗎？我們的人口比你們多了呢。

iPhone:Hi Android, the weather is great, my boss just took me to the beach. I know you live in a crowded city and feel bored, do you want to come?

iPhone:嗨Android，這兒天氣很棒，主人要帶我去海灘呢。我知道你住在擁擠的城市裡感到很無聊。要不要一起來啊？

Android:Yes, but I dont have swimsuit. I may as well play Android free games at home.

Android:很好，但是我沒有泳衣。我看還是在家玩免費遊戲軟體好啦。

iPhone:If you really dont want to come, I can take the pictures of the bikini girls on the beach, and upload them to Facebook to share with you!

iPhone:如果你真不想來，我可以照幾張海邊比基尼女郎的照片，然後PO到臉書上給你欣賞。

Android:Thank you very much, but can you upload to Google Plus instead?

Android:不勝感激，但是可不可以PO到Google Plus 呢？

iPhone:Sure! By the way, I heard that you have been sued by uncle Microsoft and uncle Oracle. They say you steal candies from them?

iPhone:沒問題！對了，我聽說你被Microsoft叔叔和Oracle叔叔控告， 說你偷他們的糖果？　

Android:That is nonsense, we Androids never eat candy, that is why we look so fit. How is your next generation, iPhone 5, coming along? 

Android:胡說，我們Androids從不吃糖果的，這就是為何我們身材好的原因。對了，你的下一代，iPhone 5，進展得怎麼樣了？

iPhone:iPhone 5 is due out soon. Life is short to me, that is why I enjoy every second of my life while I can.

iPhone:iPhone 5很快就要出來，生命對我來說是短暫的。這就是我為何珍惜生命中每分每秒的原因。

Android:Have fun on beach, drive safely when you come back to the city.

Android:到海灘上好好玩啊，回來城市時請小心開車。

iPhone:Bye now, let me tell you all of my bosss secrets when I return.

iPhone:再見啦，我回來時會告你主人所有的秘密。