A drunk staggered into a cathedral. After crashing from pew to pew, he finally made his way into a confessional.

一名醉漢搖搖晃晃走進大教堂，在座位區跌跌撞撞之後，終於進入告解室。

A priest entered his side of the confessional and asked, "May I help you, my son?"

一名神父進到告解室，問說：「孩子，你需要幫忙嗎?」

"You got any toilet paper on your side?"

醉漢回答：「你那邊有沒有衛生紙？」