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〈笑話〉 Bulls 公牛
2012/03/22 12:29:04瀏覽369|回應1|推薦3
A couple takes advantage of a beautiful Sunday to attend an auctioning off of bulls. When the last bull is up for sale, the auctioneer announces, "This extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year."

一對夫婦趁星期日天氣好,參觀公牛拍賣會。最後一頭牛要拍賣時,拍賣官說:「這頭優異的種牛去年交配365次。」

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and says,"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"

做妻子的推了一下丈夫說:「牠每天都交配,全年無休!你呢?」

The irritated husband answers, "Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

不高興的丈夫回嘴:「是很厲害,可是你問拍賣官,牠是每天和同樣的母牛交配嗎?」
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