兩名婦女爭辯誰的狗比較聰明。

First
Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to
come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me."

甲說：「我家的狗聰明得很，每天會等送報生上門，然後把報紙叼給我。」

Second Woman: "I know..."

乙回答：「我早就知道了。」

First Woman: "How?"

甲：「你怎麼知道？」

Second Woman: "My dog told me."

乙回答：「我的狗說的。」