Two Jewish men are walking down the road when they see a sign saying, "Convert to Catholism and we shall pay you $100."

兩名猶太男子走在路上，看到一個招牌說：「改信天主教，可獲100元。」

One of the men says, "I think I'm going to convert, what about you ? ". The other man says, "You go ahead and I'll wait for you here."

甲說：「我想改信，你呢？」乙回答：「你去吧，我在外面等。」

One hour passes and the man comes out. The jewish man asks, "Did you convert ?". The new catholic says," Yes, I did."

一個小時後，甲走出來。乙問：「你改信了嗎？」剛成為天主教徒的甲回答：「有啊。」

The jewish man then asks, "What about the $100?". The catholic man then yells, "You Jew, you only think of money!"

乙又問：「拿到100元了嗎？」甲生氣的說：「你們猶太人滿腦子只想錢！」