A guy sits down at the bar and orders 5 shots of tequila and downs them straight. The bartender asks, "Did you have a long day?"

一名男子在吧台坐下來，叫了五杯龍舌蘭酒，一口氣灌下肚。酒保問：「今天運氣很背？」

The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay and leaves.

男子回答，他剛發現自己哥哥是同性戀，說完離開酒吧。

The next day the same guy comes in and orders ten shots. "I just found out my son is gay too," he says.

男子第二天又出現，叫了10杯酒。他說：「我剛知道兒子也是同志。」

The third night the man comes in and orders 25 shots. Stunned, the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family likes women?"

第三天，男子進到酒吧，叫了25杯酒。酒保驚訝不已，問說：「你家裡沒有人喜歡女人嗎？」

The man replies, "Well, my wife does!"

男子回答：「我老婆喜歡。」