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〈笑話〉Last Word 遺願
2011/11/16 10:49:34瀏覽282|回應0|推薦1
Father Smith was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear ?" asked Father Smith.

史密斯神父講完道後,送教友離開。這時瑪麗淚眼汪汪的上前找他,神父問:「親愛的,你有什麼煩惱?」

"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary. "My husband passed away last night."

瑪麗回答:「神父,我有壞消息。我老公昨晚死了。」

"Oh, Mary!" said the father. "That's terrible. Did he have any last requests?"

神父說:「瑪麗,真是太不幸了。他有什麼遺願嗎?」

"He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun.'"

「他說:『瑪麗,求你把槍放下來。』」

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